10. They find a certain cereal to be neither magical nor delicious.
9. Even with the seat down, they keep falling into the toilet.
8. Santa’s elves are always stealing their women.
7. It’s hard to hold your whiskey when you’re built like a 4-year-old.
6. After you’ve heard “Top O’ the Mornin'” a few thousand times, you’d settle for just a plain old “Hello.”
5. Pots o’ gold aren’t worth all that much after taxes.
4. It’s not easy to outrun a riding mower.
3. Every time they wash their outfits, the entire load of laundry turns green.
2. YOU try being cute and whimsical 24/7.
AND THE NUMBER ONE LEPRECHAUN COMPLAINT IS . . .
- Let’s just say they’ve got the smallest “shillelaghs” you’ve ever seen!
HAPPY ST.PATRICK’S DAY!