SPIDERS
A girl who ate spiders for lunch,
Found shiny black widows to munch.
The poison contained in their bodies remained,
Giving that girl quite a punch!
July 12, 2011
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SPIDER CIDER
A girl who liked spiders inside her,
Washed them down with a very fine cider.
“Two parts cyanide makes them slither and slide,”
She wrote to her secret confider.
July 13, 2011
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SPIDERS II
A girl who liked spiders to eat,
Found poisonous spiders a treat.
Their sweet-tasting nectar
Began to infect her,
Turning her into dead meat!
July 13, 2011
All limericks by:
Dawn Pisturino
March 2, 2022
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This is what we are supposed to eat tomorrow, according to the NWO diet plan.
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LOL – but yeah, they don’t care if all of us die.
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Punchy spider limericks. I love spiders.
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You can have them! Yuck!
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ha ha…these are great
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Thanks, Jim!
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Omg Dawn!! What a yummy subject you chose:) So clever and spot on..every single one..I see you have a fun and darkly sharp sense of humor in there:)
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Yes, I do have a wicked humor at times. Thanks, Karima!
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Loves me a wicked humor sometimes!! 😉
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Pretty cool read Dawn!
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Thank you, Cristina!
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Dead meat indeed with all the spider consumption!!
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Oh these limericks are too cute Dawn. I especially love Spiders II. 🕷🕸🕷
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Thanks, Kym, I appreciate that!
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Oh girlfriend, as always you are more than welcome. 👏🏼💐😊 Enjoy the rest of your evening! 🤗
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eight legs
archnid did
not daddy nor katy
eats flies
and the web
is shaking my legz
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Very cute. Thanks!
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yw. couched not conched. lmao
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What is it then? Good girls deserve fudge. A dite better than spiders. Still: good rhymes!
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Believe me, I’d rather eat fudge. Thanks!
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Better get to it then. ;P You’re welcome.
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Reminds me of the rhyme about the lady swallowing a fly. Very good.
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Thank you, Robert! Have a great day!
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🙋🙋
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This put me in the mood for Halloween Season!
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I know just what you mean! Thanks!
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my favourite creature, so industrious and efficient!
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You can have them, my friend! I always manage to get bit!
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Love this! ❤❤❤
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Thanks!
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