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Creepy Spider Limericks

on March 2, 2022
(Photo from National Geographic)

SPIDERS

A girl who ate spiders for lunch,

Found shiny black widows to munch.

The poison contained in their bodies remained,

Giving that girl quite a punch!

July 12, 2011

~

SPIDER CIDER

A girl who liked spiders inside her,

Washed them down with a very fine cider.

“Two parts cyanide makes them slither and slide,”

She wrote to her secret confider.

July 13, 2011

~

SPIDERS II

A girl who liked spiders to eat,

Found poisonous spiders a treat.

Their sweet-tasting nectar

Began to infect her,

Turning her into dead meat!

July 13, 2011

All limericks by:

Dawn Pisturino

March 2, 2022

Copyright 2011-2022 Dawn Pisturino. All Rights Reserved.

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30 responses to “Creepy Spider Limericks

  1. This is what we are supposed to eat tomorrow, according to the NWO diet plan.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Timothy Price says:

    Punchy spider limericks. I love spiders.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Jim Wingrove says:

    ha ha…these are great

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Omg Dawn!! What a yummy subject you chose:) So clever and spot on..every single one..I see you have a fun and darkly sharp sense of humor in there:)

    Liked by 1 person

  5. CristinaJart says:

    Pretty cool read Dawn!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. parikhit says:

    Dead meat indeed with all the spider consumption!!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Oh these limericks are too cute Dawn. I especially love Spiders II. 🕷🕸🕷

    Liked by 1 person

  8. utahan15 says:

    eight legs
    archnid did
    not daddy nor katy
    eats flies
    and the web
    is shaking my legz

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  9. What is it then? Good girls deserve fudge. A dite better than spiders. Still: good rhymes!

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Robert J Jr. says:

    Reminds me of the rhyme about the lady swallowing a fly. Very good.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. balladeer says:

    This put me in the mood for Halloween Season!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. my favourite creature, so industrious and efficient!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. JD Holiday says:

    Love this! ❤❤❤

    Liked by 1 person

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