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Silly Poems

on November 14, 2021

My Grandmother’s Nose

My grandmother’s nose was too long for her face
So it lay ninety years on the floor.
It was longer by half than my poor Grandma Grace,
And it weighed not a feather-weight more.

She was scorned on the morn
Of the day that she was born,
But my grandmother took it in stride.
She colored that schnozzola
With a cherry red Crayola
And painted yellow polka dots inside!

April 12, 2012

Raggedy Ann Loses Heart

Raggedy Ann liked to dress up and play
By the fire on a cold winter day.
When flames burned her dress, she cried in distress
As her candy heart melted away.

November 1, 2011

The Postman and the Snail

A postman delivering mail
Was attacked by a slithery snail.
Quickly, he trod on that fierce gastropod,
Fighting him off tooth and nail!

July 19, 2011

The Sailor and the Whale (1)

A sailor who kidnapped a whale
Got the ransom but landed in jail.
“Am I dumb!” said the crumb,
As he sucked on his thumb.
“I shouldn’t have sent him by mail!”

July 19, 2011

The Sailor and the Whale (2)

A sailor who kidnapped a whale
Got the ransom but landed in jail.
“Am I dumb!” said the crumb,
As he sucked on his thumb.
“There isn’t enough to make bail!”

July 19, 2011

The Man from New York

There was a young man from New York
Who stuffed down a very large pork.
He doubled in size, for he wasn’t too wise,
And popped off his head like a cork!

July 11, 2011

Dawn Pisturino
Copyright 2011-2021 Dawn Pisturino. All Rights Reserved.


15 responses to “Silly Poems

  1. jay352 says:

    It is funny what tickles a person. Out of all the quality poetry I have written “Giraffes are great kissers” is the all time winner by far in hits. I guess I can’t complain about taste as I wrote the damn thing

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  2. Jeff Flesch says:

    Hahaha. Those are fantastic, Dawn.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. These never go out of style.

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  4. Such clever fun, Dawn.
    I love your postman poem 🙂

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  5. 😂😂😂

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  6. I wish I had them at hand when my children were small, they would have rolled all over the floor, because I continuously failed in my own attempts to cheer them up with funny rhymes.

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  8. D David Croot says:

    hehehehehe

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